And the Award for Best Mom Goes To...Not Me.

Me: Breakfast's ready! Come, eat!

The Kid: This? Don't I get options?

Me:  Sure you do sweetie! :) Eat it or starve.

Me: Boy, eat your cornflakes before it gets all soggy!

The Kid: But I don't want this for breakfast!

Me: Fine, have it for lunch, then.

Someday probably, he'll take over being the smarty-pants in the family. But until that time...muahaha.